Things NOT To Do On A “First” Date

(184th day, 181 more days to go) And another list….

Things NOT To Do On A “First” Date

  • Honking your horn to let your date know that you’re there to pick them up
  • Bring your kids with you
  • Leave home without any money
  • Show up at the same place your Ex goes to
  • Get drunk BEFORE the date
  • Get drunk ON the date
  • Eat garlic bread
  • Wear revealing clothes and “think” that he’s not going to want to have sex with you
  • Take your date to your friend’s house
  • Take your date to meet your parents
  • Go to the jewelry store to look at engagement rings
  • Your idea of a dinner and a movie is going to a Redbox kiosk and Chilli To Go
  • Play Twister
  • Update your Facebook & Twitter every minute
  • Tell your date that you forgot your wallet at home before the waiter gives you the check
  • Go to the movies and not offer your date snacks from the concession stand
  • Play Angry Birds 
  • Talk about your Ex
  • Change your relationship status on Facebook to “Complicated”
(For Entertainment Purposes Only)
Love Yourself!
Posted by: Maxx
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