Cubicle World

(217th day, 148 more days to go)
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Heyyy, Mamas!! I’m checking in for “Cubicle World” & today I’m going to Tweet about #Deadbeat Dads. So let your #SingleMom Followers know
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I can hear it now. “I ain’t no #deadbeat cause I take care of mines.” Good 4 U. Do U wanna cookie? Don’t get all sensitive on me brah
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A REAL #father doesn’t care about the word #Deadbeat. It’s those that feel guilty who get upset when they hear the word
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They know they haven’t done shit for their kid and act like #SingleMoms are greedy. How can we B greedy if you’re not worth shit?
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So let’s weed out some folks b4 I really get into it & ya’ll start Tweeting me that your #BabyMama do this or my #BabyDaddydoes that
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If your #BabyMama is keeping you away from your child for no good reason then these Tweets are not 4 U
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If you have custody of your kids & raising them as a #SingleDadthen these Tweets are not for U
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If you & your #BabyMama sorta kinda get along and there’s drama here and there but your child is Happy then these Tweets are not 4 U
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I’m Tweeting about those dads I wrote about in our #book, Are You A “Crazy” Baby Mama? (A Handbook For Single Moms) called S.A.M
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Those Sorry.Ass.Motherfuckers who suddenly realize AFTER they get U pregnant that they don’t want to be a dad eventho HE didnt use a condom
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& Those Sorry.Ass.Motherfuckers who rather pursue a “rap career” & get other women pregnant eventho he barely takes care of the kids he has
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SN: don’t 4get the ones who claim they R a changed Man b/c they “attend” Church every week but hasn’t paid a dime towards #childsupport smh
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They are quick to point out everything that their child’s mother DOESN’T do just to justify their Sorry Assness
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They complain to everyone about the things you do to “hurt” him eventho he just told you that you’re not a good mother.
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Oh don’t let that #deadbeat find a co-signer. U know someone who don’t know you or the situation. Usually a nosey mofo who don’t have a life
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One of the worst things about a #deadbeat is when his family are just as sorry as he is. They tell your child, “Your Daddy loves you”
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Really?? If their Daddy really loves them then why isn’t HE here to tell HIS child that himself. Wait!! Cause he’s at work…that’s riiiight
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Ok, let me wait until he gets off the job that pays him “under the table” & call him on that iPhone that belongs to his “cousin” :-/
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These #deadbeat dads want U to “chase” them & beg them to be in their kid’s life. As a #Singlemom, I’ve Been there Done that & wrote a #book
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When I say “chase” I mean mailing your child’s school picture to them
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When I say “chase” I mean U invite them to your kid’s birthday party
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When I say “chase” I mean U do everything possible to keep your child’s father in their life. U pay for everything & he don’t offer to help
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U come to a point when U are too tired 2 “chase” his ass b/c he don’t show up to the parties & only keeps the pics just 2 show off his kid
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His ungrateful ass takes credit for ALL your hard work & effort to keep him in the loop. Making this Donkey look like Father of the Year
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Naw brah. A sistah tired & frankly I don’t give a damn anymore. Say what U want about me & do what U wanna do cause no one is going 2 stop U
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That cellphone U had me buy so U can stay in contact with OUR daughter go & pay the damn bill for once & stop complaining it’s disconnected
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You know the fucking phone number & when U go pay your bill at the #Metropcs store pay hers too! Saves you gas I’m sure
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Oh & hold your breath if U think I’m going 2 pay 4 a plane ticket 2 ship her 30 minutes away from U 4 the summer only 4 U 2 see her one time
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I’m done brah. I’ve learned to #LetItGo & #SingleMoms it’s time for you, you, and you to do the same. Don’t U see how much energy it takes?
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If your #BabyDaddy always makes himself look bad then why help him by talking bad about him in front of your child.
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Your child will C it on their own. Those #Deadbeat dads always say, “1 day my child will know the truth” No Your child will tell U the truth
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All these communcation devices 2 “contact” your child 2 tell them U love them & U STILL have an excuse…I can’t fuck with you No Mo
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Like one of my #followers on #FB said, “Kick Rocks til yo toes bleed, Bitch ass!!!” BTW, I just added the Bitch Ass part!! HA!
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This Mama is not losing sleep over some #Deadbeat who can care less about me or the welfare of OUR child
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B4 I end “Cubicle World” let me leave U with this lesson I learned being with a #Deadbeat for 10 years… Years I will NEVER get back!!
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I always say, “If a Man has “potential” in his 20’s, that’s Hot! A man not using his “potential” in his 30’s is NOT”
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U have all of your 20’s to fuck up and figure out what you’re going to do with your life. By the time you’re 30 that shit aint cute anymore
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I’ll give U a pass ONLY if you had a car, job, and house but you lost it cause of the economy then I at least know you used your “potential”
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And Ladies & Mamas stop making excuses for these #deadbeat‘s…Let their Mama do that. Like @tip said, “Ya’ll can hav dat.” Lol!
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I can keep going on this #deadbeat dad topic but I got work to do. Besides, I’m taking these Tweets on the road & #Cali I’m coming there 1st
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Stay tuned for details…will Tweet later about it.
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Thanks for reading my Tweets for “Cubicle World” & let your #Followers know that I’m a @crazybabymamas who is NOT about the Drama!!

About crazybabymamas

Authors of the book, "Are You A 'Crazy' Baby Mama?" which is a handbook for Single Moms. We are single moms who have RE-defined "Crazy" and celebrate ALL moms. If you're "crazy" about your kids then you're probably a "crazy" baby mama. It's about taking something that's negative and turning it into something positive. No more drama for these "Crazy" Baby Mamas. View all posts by crazybabymamas

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